See reasons why my pastor block me on Facebook. Lolz

Just for laughs

WHY MY PASTOR BLOCKED ME   FACEBOOK.
I sent him a friend request on facebook and he innocently
accepted. Two minutes later his message came in;
*PASTOR: How are you?
*ME: I'm fine Daddy.
*PASTOR: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your
head.
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May the thunder of Blessing strike you and your
family.
*ME: (No reply)'
*PASTOR: May God slash you with the axe of life.
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May God stab you with the knife of riches.
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May you be sentenced to life imperisonment in the
eternal jail of success!
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May the Trade centre of happiness cllapse on you and
your family.
*ME: (No reply)
* PASTOR: My son are you there?
*ME: Yes Daddy!
* PASTOR: You should be saying Amen to claim the Blessings.
*ME: Ok, it's my turn to pray for you Sir!
*May the over speeding trailer of Blessings jam and crush you
and your family,
*ME: May the light of God blind you eye that you may not see the
sufferings of this life anymore,
*ME: May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your
family members,
*May the sea of miracle drown you and your family members,
*ME: May the Boko-haram of joy kidnap you Sir!
*ME: May the death of riches kill you, your family members and all
yours friends and relations,
*ME: May the annointing from on high kill destroy your church
and kill all your church members excluding me and my family in
jesus name (Amen)!
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME: Daddy are you here? You should be saying amen to claim all
these wonderful Prayers
*PASTOR: May thunder fire you!
Idiot!

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